Wednesday, February 10, 2016

16 Movies to Look Forward to in 2016

I'm really concerned about the trend I'm creating here, because it was already too much work to find 16 movies this early on that I'm really anticipating, but alas, I've compiled a list, so that you don't have to! The year 2019 will be 3 movies more difficult! Most films I see I end up rating 6 or a 7 out of 10, and I'm assuming 90% of these films will fall into that rating, but every year there are one or two gems that really stand out. I'm excited to see which ones those end up being. Anyways, here's 16 movies that look great this year in order of my excitement (least to greatest).



Thursday, August 13, 2015

Boba Fett Sucks

Boba Fett Sucks

Yes, it's quite a bold and potentially controversial statement, but I stand by my words.
Why is it that if we hate something, no one else can like it? I'm not sure, nor do I want to discuss the psychology behind it, but I am certainly one of those people. I suppose I don't hate Boba Fett, I'm fairly apathetic about the character, but the fact that everyone else seems to love him drives me nuts. Please continue reading, as I persuade you to embrace my opinion, which is the correct one.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Film Review - Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
Directed by Christopher McQuarrie

*This is a SPOILER-FREE post, so read away*

Summary: Following the events of the disavowed IMF team and the wake of their destruction in the past film, the CIA has decided to shut down the IMF. However, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) believes there is a rogue syndicate, an IMF of sorts run by a terrorist network, and decides to operate on his own accord to bring down the syndicate. Meanwhile the CIA is hunting him down, alive or dead.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

10 Comic-Con Inside Jokes

10 Comic-Con Inside Jokes

These are the 10 things every San Diego Comic-Con goer is well familiar with. If it's not the lines, it's the crowds. There are so many things to love and hate about SDCC, but I find that even though it may sounds like I'm complaining, I kind of love it all. Here are the 10 best inside jokes understood by Comic-Con attendees.


Friday, June 19, 2015

The Best and the Worst of Jurassic World


The Best and the Worst of Jurassic World
Jurassic World
Directed by Colin Trevorrow

Smashing box office records, it was only necessary to compile a list of the best and the worst parts of this incredibly financially successful film.

Summary: Some 20 years after the destruction of Jurassic Park, the park has been rebuilt under new management and is now fully functioning and operating. Until a genetically modified dinosaur breaks out of its cage and wreaks havoc on Jurassic World.

*Minor SPOILERS follow*

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

11 Movies to Look forward to in 2015

This is going to be a HUGE year for movies. We're talking some of the biggest numbers the box office has seen in a decade. Sequels galore, two brand-new Pixar films, and a few others.


Really these are just movies that I'm looking forward to, but you should too.   Here are my picks, starting with least excited (although it's still in my top 11 movies to look forward to!)


Thursday, February 19, 2015

2014 Film Awards

Recognizing the Year's Best Films... according to I AM HOLLYWOOD
Oddly enough, I actually had a lot in common with the Academy this year. Perhaps it's because I saw a lot of films that they ended up nominating, or perhaps it's because they selected some decent films this year. The greatest struggle I have in evaluating the art of film is in the difference between a museum and a home. Allow me to elaborate: in a museum we have relics, achievements in history, great and masterful works, but even if I could afford those paintings, photographs, and sculptures, there's very few I would ever want in my home. There's very few that would stick with me, inspire me, entertain me, and keep me looking at them to the point that I'd want them in my home. And this, for the most part is my criteria for what I see as the best picture of the year. There were many movies that were masterful works of art. Maybe they taught me, maybe they challenged me, but I'd never want to see them again. I'd never buy them and watch them again over the years, they're not tales that cause me to go forward in life. Stories I'd want my children and the following generations to cherish. I want to pick movies that I think should be remembered, not in a museum, but in a home. Not as a relic, but as a part of life. With that being said, here are my choices for the best (and worst) films of 2014: